Ten.

This isn't really a dream. It is but I can't remember specifics. A centaur chases me and it's terrifying. Thank you Harry Potter for putting the image in my head.

Nine.

I had a dream that I was paying for a product at a store. I couldn't hear what the cashier was saying so I asked her to repeat herself about three times. Around the third time she said "20.97 I've said it three friggin times." Well I got offended and told her to keep the pennies, then I changed my money and demanded the three cents. That also got her fired. I woke up.

Eight

I had a dream that I was on a date with a guy named Dave from dating in the dark. We were in a swimming pool and he was going to teach me how to dive. Once we got to the end of the pool, Megan Balzi was teaching swim lessons to three year olds. She split half the pool with us, but I woke up before I learned how to dive.